Pamela Anderson is Looking Pastie

Those skimpy "Dancing with the Stars" costumes may be problematic for Pamela Anderson and the ABC censors -- but Ellen's figured out a way to make sure she has no wardrobe malfunctions.

Pamela Anderson: Click to watch
This being Pam ... those pasties will probably just end up being used as coasters.

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Thunder Thighs:  785 days ago

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

Media: Want something to promote as it relates to Pamela Anderson on Dancing With The Stars?

How about a hot rockin' SONG about Pamela?

Check out and wank out to the sizzling and catchy guitar and vocal fest called "Pam Anderson."

It's by Kelly Fairchild, the world's next big rock star!

Make this song big, people! Tweet it, Facebook it, MySpace it, ringtone it! Send it racing up the charts! Let's hear it all over the place! Blast it out your car speakers while cruising the bars at 3 a.m. ALL SUMMER LONG, dudes and babes! Let's make "Pam Anderson" THE SONG OF 2010!

To hear that song and three others, go to http://www.myspace.com/kellyfairchildstarland

Sample "Pam Anderson" lyric:

Baywatch and V.I.P.
The only shows I watch on TV
Kid Rock and Tommy Lee
Not bad but they're nothing to me

Want to see "Pam Anderson" on video? There are two options:

1) Kelly's promo video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtJpTUfB9h4

2) A fan's shooting of the song at Kelly's gig at The Zoo in Winnipeg, MB on July 20, 2007. The sound ended up so garbled that the fan dubbed the record in instead. Kind of weird, but different: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-IAVUuCpgg

PAMELA ANDERSON, "PAM ANDERSON," AND KELLY FAIRCHILD FUCKING RULE!


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Thunder Thighs:  785 days ago

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

Media: Want something to promote as it relates to Pamela Anderson on Dancing With The Stars?

How about a hot rockin' SONG about Pamela?

Check out and wank out to the sizzling and catchy guitar and vocal fest called "Pam Anderson."

It's by Kelly Fairchild, the world's next big rock star!

Make this song big, people! Tweet it, Facebook it, MySpace it, ringtone it! Send it racing up the charts! Let's hear it all over the place! Blast it out your car speakers while cruising the bars at 3 a.m. ALL SUMMER LONG, dudes and babes! Let's make "Pam Anderson" THE SONG OF 2010!

To hear that song and three others, go to http://www.myspace.com/kellyfairchildstarland

Sample "Pam Anderson" lyric:

Baywatch and V.I.P.
The only shows I watch on TV
Kid Rock and Tommy Lee
Not bad but they're nothing to me

Want to see "Pam Anderson" on video? There are two options:

1) Kelly's promo video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtJpTUfB9h4

2) A fan's shooting of the song at Kelly's gig at The Zoo in Winnipeg, MB on July 20, 2007. The sound ended up so garbled that the fan dubbed the record in instead. Kind of weird, but different: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-IAVUuCpgg

PAMELA ANDERSON, "PAM ANDERSON," AND KELLY FAIRCHILD FUCKING RULE!


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