Jessica Simpson: I'm Single and a-Minglin'

Get out your toothbrushes, gentlemen -- Jessica Simpson and her bizarre teeth-cleaning habits are back on the market.


Jessica tells Ellen -- in an interview airing later today -- that she's on the prowl for a new boy toy ... but she's keeping it on the DL, saying "I mingle around very privately. I have ways in and out of my house and certain places that I go that are private just so I can have a normal life."

As for why Jessica only brushes her teeth three times a week: "I don't like [my teeth] to feel too slippery ... My lips just slide all over the place. I need a little coating."

Ew.

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Isa:  1147 days ago

Helllllllo mamas!

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Leila:  1120 days ago

She doesn't like her teeth to feel slippery?! And that's a good enough reason not to brush her teeth? This woman might benefit from some therapy. Seriously - she sounds a little off. (Maybe more than a little.)

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