Well, one of "The Facts of Life" is that former show star Lisa Whelchel is not $1 million richer.
Sex therapist Denise Stapley was crowned the champion of "Survivor: Phillippies" on Sunday night.
The 41-year-old beat out fellow finalists Michael Skupin and yes, former sitcom star Whelchel during the show's season finale, making her the 25th winner.
The Cedar Rapids, Iowa native also set a record as the first contestant to win after surviving every Tribal Council.
Whelchel didn't go home empty-handed, however -- she was named the Sprint player of the season, earning her $100,000.
The 26th season of competition was also announced. "Survivor: Caramoan – Fans vs. Favorites" will debut in February and feature 10 fans facing off against 10 favorite players from previous seasons.
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