Just when you thought that Lindsay Lohan couldn't get any hotter, she went and showed us her loveliest stink face at LAX earlier in the day when a TSA agent had the mad audacity to go and check her bags.
Lindsay is rumored to be on her way to Dubai for some fun and sun and Mr. Pink promotion, as she retweeted a Fox News article titled, 'Top 8 Things Lindsay Lohan Should Do in Dubai', which includes items like visiting the world's tallest building, the Burj Khalifa, heading to a really kick-a-- waterpark, and clubbing at some of the region's hottest bars. ... Oh wait -- forget that last one. Lindsay doesn't drink -- totally slipped my mind.
Activities not included on the list?:
--Bedding an immensely rich, half-blind shah who doesn't have high standards when it comes to the dental hygiene of his ladies
--Getting turned away from the first few hotels on her list of selections
--Having her honor defended by Michael Lohan, because heaven knows we don't want those pesky prostitution rumors to follow her halfway across the world (I hear seedy prostitutes aren't paid nearly as well as Special Personal Companions)
Finally, I don't know if Lindsay's aware of this or not, but there are gold vending machines in Dubai, no joke. There are literally machines that are solely in the business of vending gold bars or whatever to consumers. Of course, since Lindsay can't even pay her rent these days, I highly doubt that she'll be converting her remaining pennies to doubloons, but hey. She does have that pesky theft record, so security should probably be on high alert for the next couple of days. Lindsay can pull off a crack heist like no other, don't you know.
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