That's What She Said: Miley Cyrus and Long Hair Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

"I feel like I had bun every day of my life. I hated the extensions hair—that's sewn into your head. It's creepy. ... You will never see me with long hair again! My fiancé loves it…It's so easy and [I] don't need to wash it. It looks better grungy and not washing it."

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--Miley Cyrus in an exclusive interview with E! on never getting rid of her short hair, and girl. Girl. Coming from someone whose hair is comparably short, the worst thing you can ever possibly do is not wash it. No. Just don't, OK?

See, when you have such little hair to begin with, the last thing you want to be doing is panking it down with six days' worth of product and natural head oils and sweat. I mean, after only two days, you'll start seeing patchy areas of scalp and all kinds of really gross things, and while I think it's definitely a healthier hair practice to maybe alternate days or whatever, swearing off shampoo altogether isn't necessarily a great suggestion, short hair or not.

Gross.

Click through the gallery to check out the best and worst of Miley's hairstyles through the years. 

--Sarah Taylor