Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPs All Over The World of Fashion

And just in case there's any confusion, you don't want to get GOOPed on. GOOP is like poop, just more pretentious.

Gwyneth Paltrow, though, insists on GOOPing all over the place, every single chance she gets. She does it most frequently on her site, of course - it's called GOOP, guys, keep up - but she does it in other interviews too, and I'm sure she does it in real life as well. It's scary, and it's definitely not pretty. But it's a fact of life, so get used to it, wipe that GOOP from your brow, and let's get down to business.

Our dear GP just did an interview all about fashion for her site, and it's as GOOPy as anything:

On her famous BFFs' (of which she has several) fashion:

I love Rashida Jones' hot nerd vibe and Beyonce’s playfulness in trying different trends. I love Cameron Diaz's ability to rock silver nails and layer tons of tiny gold jewelry.

Have you heard she lives in London?

I am also very inspired by street style in London where I have lived pretty much for 10 years.

On her own latest wardrobe choices:

I think they are all pretty maje.

But what about the choices that weren't so maje?

Well, I started being photographed in the 90's so of course there are a few glaring ones. 

Guys, she called her wardrobe "maje." Is that supposed to be some stupid shortened way to say "majestic," or am I just too much of a peasant to understand? Whatever, I bet Beyonce would understand.

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