Historically, a lot of wonderful things have happened on March 1st. A lot of not-so-wonderful things have happened too, but we have to focus on the positives in this life, you know? And hot dudes are a big, big positive.
Let's start with Mark-Paul Gosselaar, AKA Zack Morris, AKA everything my nine-year-old self ever wanted in a man. He doesn't look so much like Zack anymore, but he branched out into his own special brand of attractive. And he did a really great job. He's 39 today, and that 15 year age difference still wouldn't make a bit of difference to me.
Next up on the list of birthday boys is Jensen Ackles, star of Supernatural, which makes sense because of his SUPERNATURAL good looks (har har, derp). He's 35, and I'll celebrate by watching 35 of his best episodes. Which is not remarkably different than my usual Friday night.
Finally, there's Javier Bardem. He's 44 today. He's super beautiful. I don't really have any other thoughts about him, I just like to look at him.
Oh, and let's not forget a very honorable mention:
Justin Bieber is 19 today! He doesn't fall under the category of "ridiculously attractive," but it is his special day, so let's not begrudge him this.
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