While Rihanna Frolicks in Her Happiness Over Starting Fresh With Chris Brown, I Sit Here and Stock Up on Beans, Rice, and Batteries

Rihanna did an interview with Elle UK, where, as you can see on the cover of the magazine, she talked about how she's going to "have a child." If that's not frightening enough, you see it also says, "So let's talk Chris," and that makes me think that the end of days just might be near. You never can be too prepared, you know. 

In talking about Chris Brown, Rihanna thanked her lucky (?) stars that she had a "fresh" start with the ex-boyfriend who hospitalized her back in 2009, and says that the two have a "strong friendship." From Elle:

"Right now, that's just what we want, a great friendship, that's unbreakable. Now that we're adults we can do this right. We got a fresh start and we're thankful for that."

Friendship. Uh-huh.

And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, it does: 

"You don't have that feeling with everybody so when you have it, you don't want to let go of it. I would definitely say he is the one I have that kind of relationship with." 

So is it safe to say that Rihanna is probably going to be knocked up and blissed out within the next six months? Because with all the tornadoes and sinkholes and hurricanes and earthquakes and tsunamis that've been happening as of late, I'd say six months is probably an accurate guess as to when the world's supposed to implode upon itself. 

-Sarah Taylor 

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