Let's not sashay around the point, all right? Justin Bieber's circus-themed birthday party was reportedly ruined because he held it at a club in London and tried to sneak in 14-year-olds. Which is dumb.
The whole reason Justin had his party in London was because the legal drinking age is 18. (OK, it's probably also because he was performing there, but can we not bother ourselves with details here?) So when he and his posse strolled into the club on Friday night, the only thing that was on his mind was an appletini, not the law. Unfortunately for him, his posse included Will Smith's son Jaden, who is 14 years old, and he can't drink legally almost anywhere. Bummer!
Here's what makes me laugh: Justin went through his whole birthday thinking that he was cool and popular enough that this big club would be totally fine with letting a 14-year-old inside to get wasted. Just consider that thought process for a minute. That's what it's like to be Justin Bieber. Those are the douchey bits of nonsense that float around inside his head. And that is bananas.
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