Miley Cyrus Doesn't Have Blue Hair, And I Guess We Don't Have Eyeballs

There's the latest picture of Miley Cyrus, guys. Look at her hair. What color would you call that? Where I'm sitting, that looks like blue.

But oh my gosh, how stupid are we?  Because DUH, of course it's not blue. Why would she dye her hair blue? Huh? Why would she even do that? Tell me. Tell me right now. You won't, because you can't. BOOM.

Here's what Miley had to say about it on her Twitter, basically calling us all stupid, dumb dummies:

My hurrr ain't blue. That s---- PLATINUM.

just went heavy on that shimmer lights haha

Well, excuse the heck out of me, Miley. So sorry for spreading these vicious rumors that you had blue hair based on a photo where your hair looks blue. It'll never happen again, but you really don't have to be so mean about it. Love your belly shirt. Hate this new feeling of shame and worthlessness.

--Emily Trainham

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