So Chelsea Handler has this theory that all of Taylor Swift's boyfriends kick her to the curb because she doesn't put out. It's as simple as that - Chelsea thinks Taylor's a prude, and all the men she wants to cuddle with want a little more fork and a lot less spoon, if you know what I mean.
Chelsea appeared on Andy Cohen last night, where the topic of Taylor Swift came up. When asked about why Taylor's relationships never really amount to much, Chelsea answered, "My theory about Taylor Swift is that she's a virgin, that everyone breaks up with her because they date her for two weeks and she's like, 'I'm not gonna do it'."
Chelsea continued by saying that Taylor's probably going to wait for marriage or, you know, never to have sex, probably because Taylor wields so much power in hanging onto that V Card. Chelsea said, "Every guy thinks they're going to de-virginise her, and they're not. She's never going to get de-virginised, ever, ever, ever, ever."
What have we learned here, guys? That Chelsea Handler is pretty crude when it comes to rationalizing whether or not it's OK to discuss the sex lives of others in the public arena. I mean, it's not like you'd never hear one of us talking about other peoples' efforts at fornication, because ... oh, wait. Right.
We reached out to Taylor's rep for a comment on Chelsea Handler's comment on girlfriend's sex life, but we received no comment. Feel me?
I never thought I'd say this, but poor Taylor Swift. Poor, genius Taylor Swift, but poor Taylor Swift nevertheless.
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