... And if you didn't think it could possibly get any better, Patricia Krentcil, the Tanning Mom herself, wants to be the big orange old star in it, too. Gosh, all of this amazing news, and all before breakfast or whatever! Can it possibly get better though? You bet your trial-sized Supre Honey Dew Hemp tanning accelerator it can!
In an exclusive interview with In Touch, girlfriend talked about the possibilities of a film happening, which will revolve around the many legal injustices she encountered when she took her four-year-old daughter to the tanning salon for a very special Mother/Daughter day, and beware: it'll probably depict scenes of unwarranted "mental abuse" by the media, and how Tanning Mom courageously pulled through and made a name for herself as a successful, beautiful, international celebrity.
If the movie doesn't pan out, though, fear not: Pattycakes has modeling gigs lined up all over the planet, in places like New York and London. According to Tanning Mom, "Everybody wants [me]."
The excitement is virtually uncontainable.
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