Listen to Some Home Truths from Your Good Friend, Jennifer Lawrence
Hey, guys, come on over here. Seriously, come on! Just sit down, relax, and get ready to learn something about life from your new BFF, Jennifer Lawrence.
Here's a quote she gave to The Sun
... er, I mean, to you. She gave this quote to you:“I changed schools a lot when I was in elementary school because some girls were mean. They were less mean in middle school, because I was doing all right, although this one girl gave me invitations to hand out to her birthday party that I wasn't invited to. But that was fine, I just hocked a loogie on them and threw them in the trash can. Don’t worry about the b-tches - that could be a good motto, because you come across people like that throughout your life."
And just like that, a weight has been lifted off your shoulders. Did you feel it? Like, later today you probably would have cried in the bathroom because of some rude dude at your workplace, or maybe you would have lost your temper because your dumb sister can't shut her stupid mouth. But hock that loogie, friends, and don't even worry about it.
So when is Jennifer Lawrence going to be named a saint for all the good she's done? It'll probably be sometime after you guys go for pizza tonight, huh? Or maybe it will be tomorrow afternoon, before you catch that movie. Who knows, but you'll probably be there when it happens, right? Because that's what BFFs are for.--Emily Trainham