“They don’t like Givenchy Kanye. They don’t like Kanye in a kilt. They don’t like Kanye in a relationship [with Kim Kardashian].”
-Kanye West commenting on why he believes he came in at number seven on MTV's Hottest MCs VIII (instead of number one), and basically it's because Kanye truly believes that no one likes Kanye.
Those who came in before him? Kendrick Lamar, 2 Chainz, Rick Ross, Nas, Drake, and Big Sean, or, as I like to call it, "MCs who make Kanye West sad."
But seriously, come on, Kanye. Let's break it down for a second. You're actually a very good rapper. And your fashion is definitely, um, cutting-edge. And quite frankly, I think, from this day forward, that I'm actually going to refer to you as "Givenchy Kanye," because dammit, it's got a ring to it.
But don't you even worry your egg-shaped head over what people think about you, and rest your weary heart: I'm sure there are plenty of people out there who like Kanye in a kilt, Kanye in a relationship (it's not so awful, you know), and especially, Givenchy Kanye.
You're not so bad, are you?
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