Rihanna Is Probably Taking A Break From Doing Whatever Rihanna Does

"Whatever Rihanna does," of course, is EVERYTHING. She's done seven albums in seven years, tons of tours, makeup lines, fashion lines. That's probably why she's still with Chris Brown, because she doesn't have time to get to know some other dude. So obviously, this girl needs a break in the worst way.

Luckily, according to Ryan Seacrest, she's realized this as well. Not the Chris Brown thing, unfortunately, just the break thing:

"She's been in this go mode for a while. Seven hit records in seven years. Sold-out tours, but sources say after this tour wraps, she plans to take up to a year off to unwind."

Yes. Yes, this needs to happen. Rihanna needs to take some time to herself: not some time to go on vacation and tweet pictures of strippers and weed, not some time to do a bikini gallery on Instagram, some actual time to hang out with herself. Because maybe if she does that, she'll realize that she could do so much better than Chris, and also that she's been responsible for releasing some of the most annoying songs the world has ever heard.

You can do it, Rihanna!

--Emily Trainham

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