And why are you talking about how much your boobs are worth, Jennifer Love Hewitt? Is there something else that you really want to talk about? Or maybe there's something that you need to talk about. Just think about it for a minute, OK?
Oh, but about those boobs: Jennifer thinks her boobs are worth five million dollars. It's a joke (probably), but then she talks boob insurance (which, yeah, that's a thing, but five million dollars for the Ghost Whisperer?), and it just comes across super weird:
"I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, 'Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,' I'd be like, 'Do it. Love it! Why not?' These things right here are worth $5 million!"
Her show, "The Client List," costars her boobs, of course, but doesn't that still seem like an odd thing to say? Or if it doesn't, does the fact that she said her grandmother calls her "the TV ho" make it odd? No? Well then what about the fact that she made the statement "I get to rub abs for a living," is that strange enough?
J-Love, girl, look. You are not your character, all right? You don't rub abs for a living, you act for a living. Your boobs don't need insurance. Is any of this getting through to you? You are a real person. You don't give rubs-and-tugs. Right?
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