Selena Gomez Dances to "Everybody Knows (D--chebag)"

I know we're not talking about Justin Bieber here, right? Because there's just no way that Selena Gomez could ever, ever call Justin Bieber ... well, what all of these lovely girls dancing in the video above are apparently calling someone's boyfriend. 

But I get it. OK. Maybe they're calling your boyfriend a d-bag on your behalf. The song lyrics say "Your boyfriend is a d-bag," after all, you know. 

If it is, Bieber, though? Well. Low blow, Selena, if this is what you're saying about your ex. I don't know if you've missed it or not, but Bieber's been having a hard enough time lately as it is. Do we really need a Broadway revue to highlight all of the misfortune in your young love lives? (Oh my goodness, yes, we do.) 

-Sarah Taylor

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