Yeah, Shia LaBeouf and his girlfriend, Mia Goth, look super happy in an alternate universe, maybe. Oh, or they would look really happy, if today was Opposite Day. Or, oh, how about this one: they would look really happy if they were actually robots designed to look just like humans, except their programming was faulty so they are actually starting to feel emotions, and maybe they just saw a cute puppy or something, which made them instinctively happy, it's just that they don't know how to physically show that because of their robot origins.
Either way, this is Shia and his lady, out for a stroll around New York on Sunday afternoon. And if you look at poor Mia, you can see that this is also what true regret looks like. Soak it in, you guys. Never let yourself get to this place.
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