Oh Steven Tyler. What are you even doing?
In a nutshell, here's what Steven Tyler's doing: he's verbally fellating Taylor Swift and her music in hopes that Taylor Swift will bring his truly into the hit-fold by considering a duet with the 64-year-old Aerosmith rocker. No, really - Steven said that he has to "write a song" with her. Think about that for a second.
Steven Tyler better watch out, though - Taylor Swift might break her own "I LUV HIGH SCHOOL BOYS <3" rule and go for the guys old enough to potentially be her grandpappy. Wouldn't that be nice?
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