Quotables: Ashton Kutcher Understands Complex Concepts Like the Value of Privacy

"You know, I’ve learned the hard way how valuable privacy is. And I've learned that there are a lot of things in your life that really benefit from being private. And relationships are one of them. And I am going to do everything in my power to have this relationship [with Mila Kunis] be private."

--Ashton Kutcher in a candid interview with Elle magazine, where he candidly talks about his privacy, and what it was like when he was candidly caught with his pants down with administrative assistant, Sara Leal, in a San Diego hotel, and now, guys -- get with it: he wants privacy, OK? Privacy. 

About the Leal situation, Ashton said:

"When you become well known, you start to have suspicions about people's intentions that you're becoming close with. Because I think there's been an artificial value that's been put on fame in the world—people don't want to do something. They just want to be famous. And so I think you develop a natural suspicion of that. And, you know, I have a little bit of naïveté about trusting people—with the notion that if you share and if you give to people, they'll respect your privacy in turn. Unfortunately, that's not the case.”

Uh, so is he insinuating that Sara Leal only slept with him because she wanted to get her fifteen minutes of fame? Because that might take a lot more than sleeping with Ashton Kutcher, of all people, to be real. Also, it almost sounds like Ashton feels like he was the one taken advantage of by the non-famous blonde, and when he says the bit about how when you "share" and "give" to people, there's some vomit around that could make a special appearance, if you're into all that.

That's all. 

Stick to the whole not talking to the public thing, Ashton. You're not impressing anyone. 

-Sarah Taylor 

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