Dina Lohan Is Writing a Book About Lindsay That She Says is "Not About Lindsay"

If you're confused about how that book about Lindsay Lohan that's not about Lindsay Lohan is going to work, you're not the only one. Dina Lohan is confused about it too. To be fair though, she's pretty much permanently confused. But can you blame her?

Here's what she had to say about her book:

“It’s totally cathartic, but my kids are like, write the book already. So I think it’s time. I’m doing it more for my children than for me to shed light on what really went down when Lindsay was little and what she had to deal with. It’s actually my life story, not about Lindsay and not about my ex. … I’m from A to M. … I guess I’m at M at this point; I don’t know. Not at Z yet."

Let's not even worry about figuring out that alphabet thing, deal? Instead, let's focus on how bananas this book (which, by the way, will totally be about Lindsay) is going to be. It's going to be like her "Dr. Phil" appearance, but with approximately a thousand times more bananas. Can the world even handle that?

--Emily Trainham

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