Rush Limbaugh Really, Really Doesn't Get Beyonce's Ego

So Beyonce's new song, right? The one that's actually titled "Bow Down"? There wasn't really any confusion about that, was there? Everyone got that the song is Beyonce's way of reclaiming her title? Queen B and all: she actually sings "I'm so crown, bow down, b-tches." That's pretty clear, isn't it?
Not if you're Rush Limbaugh. No, if you're Rush Limbaugh, you have to do exactly what Beyonce said not to do and get it twisted. Here's his interpretation of it. Like this is a thing he actually said:

"[Destiny's Child] songs were attempts to inspire young women not to take any grief from men. She's done a 180. Beyoncé, now having been married, having been impregnated and giving birth to Blue Ivy…she's got a new song, 'Bow, Down B-tches'… Beyoncé is now saying, 'Go ahead and put up with it!' You know why? I'll tell you why. Because she married a rich guy. She's even calling herself Mrs. Carter on the tour…She has shelved Beyoncé…She now understands it's worth it to bow down."

Oh, did your brain explode from the stupidity, too? It's painful, isn't it? But hey, if you're a lady, be sure and clean that up. And if you're a dude, well, then some lady will come along shortly to take care of you.

--Emily Trainham

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