Amanda Bynes Wants Drake to Murder Her Vagina

Seriously: Amanda Bynes wants Drake to murder. her. vagina. Her vagina! Murder! This ... you know ... it's ... OK, here. Let Amanda tell you in her own words (which -- spoiler! -- aren't any different from the ones in the headline): 

I want @drake to murder my vagina

— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 22, 2013

And there you have it, folks. Amanda Bynes wants Drake to murder her vagina, and Drake is probably sitting on a plane this very moment on his way to one of those crazy, deep earth doomsday bunkers halfway across the world, where no Amanda Bynes vagina-murdering can go down ever. 

Either that, or he's off murdering her vagina somewhere. But if he was, we'd probably already know about it by now, because Amanda Bynes loves her some bizarre Twitter feed. 

-Sarah Taylor