Hey, Gwyneth Paltrow Wants to Know If You Have a Half-Million Dollars to Drop on Spring Fashion This Year

Oh, what's that? You don't have a half-million dollars to drop on spring fashion this year? Well, it looks like you're just going to be a total square for the whole entire season. Maybe by summer you can save up a few thousand dollars for a cool iPad cover, but you'll never be able to save enough to buy your dignity back.

See, Gwyneth Paltrow took it upon herself to figure out exactly what you all need to be wearing for spring. She came up with eight whole outfits with several different pieces, modeled them, and then slapped them up on GOOP. She's calling it a "spring edit," and she's serving up styles like "everyday punk" and "shorts, dressed up." All of the items add up to $458,003, which just maybe might be a little more than many people have in their seasonal fashion budget. But look at those formal shorts up there: so GOOPy! So worth it!

Just kidding, it's not worth it. Let Gwyneth waste all her "Iron Man" money on a $700 sweatshirt (yes, really), you've got better things to do. Hopefully.

--Emily Trainham

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