Miley Knows You Love to Watch Her Twerk

Stop, guys. Just stop. Stop pretending like that video of Miley Cyrus twerkin' didn't change your whole entire life. Just admit that it was a beautiful piece of art that's been haunting your dreams and all your waking hours.

Miley already knows, all right? She might not be the brightest crayon in the box, and she might have shaken a couple screws loose from twerkin' so hard, but she knows that you love how she twerks. Twerk, twerk, twerk.

Miley spoke with Ryan Seacrest today, and here are some things that she said:

"I haven't really seen one bad comment about my twerk video. This is the first thing! I can't sing, I can't act, I'm dumb, I'm a hillbilly, but I can twerk, so whatever!"

On the art of twerkin':

"You can't really explain it. It's something that comes naturally...it's a lot of booty action."

Still twerkin':

"I can't believe how many people think I'm good at twerking -- which is dope -- like my life goal has been accomplished. I thought it was so weird, and [I thought] people were going to think it was so weird, but I'm glad that everyone understands my humor."

She also said that she's been practicing the beautiful subtleties and intricate secrets of twerkin' for two whole years, so you better start practicing yourself if you ever want to be on Miley's level. Which is actually probably impossible, because, come on. Don't fool yourself that hard.

--Emily Trainham 

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