Vanessa Hudgens Returns to Music Scene With Poignant, Touching Song Titled "$$$ex"

And with lyrics like "Can't you feel my hot sex, heart stop beating" and "Fifty in his pocket/a condom in his wallet/he's not gonna sleep tonight," you just know that this song is going to be a number one hit ... somewhere. Somewhere cheap probably, since boyfriend's only got fifty bucks in his pocket, if you feel me. 

Vanessa Hudgens is in the process of releasing this new single, called "$$$ex," and isn't that super? About the track, she says, "It is a bomb-ass song, I love it so much! ... It is a good date-night song, and a good after-the-date song! The song gets you amped up in the same way the movie [Spring Breakers] does."  

The single was written and produced by Rock Mafia, and also features YLA. Vanessa's role? Well, she lends her vocals to add the crowning jewel in something that's sure to be utter ... well, let's call a spade a spade: crap. Hot, steaming, crap-bag garbage. OK? 

Girl, what are you even doing with your former-Disney child star life?

-Sarah Taylor

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