We know we should stop trying to make "Fetch" happen, but there's really no other way to describe this video.
An intern over at Next Movie has done the impossible, by reciting the entire script of "Mean Girls" in less than 30 minutes. Even more impressive/terrifying: It looks like he's doing it all from memory.
FYI: The run time of the original movie is 96 minutes.
There's not much else to say about this clip other than it's amazing.
Re-live your favorite lines from the Lindsay Lohan flick in super speed above -- and see how the lives of the movie's stars have all changed since 2004.
